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Thursday, January 27, 2011

First Lamar Odom, Now Kris Humphries (Kardashians date the NBA)

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Kim Kardashian is clearly not knowledgable in the sports department, since I just found out that she's been dating Nets forward Kris Humphries since December.  He joins Lamar Odom, who dates Kim's sister Khloé, as a Kardashian NBA boy toy.

The skill-to-hotness-of-significant-other ratios are WAY off

He's been on four teams in seven years (because he sucks), he has career averages of 5.2 points and 4.2 points per game (because he sucks) and Dallas traded him so they could have Eduardo Nájera back again, who averages 3.3 points per game in 14.6 minutes this season (because he sucks).  I suppose having, uhm, "big shoes" and looking like Taylor Lautner is good enough for her.

It's a good thing Kourtney Kardashian already has a man, or Zaza Pachulia could have been next.


Naaaahhh, I think he's safe.
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